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Summary: One of these days we’ll see Cowboy in his jammies!
AUTHOR: Catw00man
EMAIL: catw00man@cryptoffic.com
RATING: PG
SERIES: Bear on the Wall: Conversations from the Garage and Beyond
CHARACTER: Kevin Harvick, DeLana Harvick, Clint Bowyer, Kevvie!Bear POV
PROMPT: Taming the Muse #155 (#130 for me) - Lip Sync
COMPLETED: October 13, 2009
WORD COUNT: 514
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you’re enjoying this series you really need to check out Zippit’s K.D. Harvey Show. I’ve been betaing it and I swear I laughed so hard I almost cried. ;)
AUTHOR'S NOTE2: This fic takes place the morning after Clint won the Daytona Nationwide race that also won him his bet with Jeff Burton and Stephen Leight. The bet was whoever had the most wins by July got their name on the car for the rest of the season...no matter who drove it. The next morning D actually tweeted this: “still in jammies and who walks in? last night’s winner, clint bowyer. winner winner chicken dinner! hopefully it’ll be the REAL 29 tonight!” And now you know the origin of this fic!
AUTHOR'S NOTE3: Also, since it’s mentioned here, I’ve embedded Clint’s “punking” of Kev on the golf course. Enjoy!
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Before the Coke Zero 400 – Daytona, FL – July 4, 2009
“Shifty, what’re you doing in here?”
“Bowyer! I’m still in my jammies! Who let you in?”
“Wasn’t me. I’m watching ESPN.”
“Of course not, Kevin. Why would you bother getting off the couch?”
“Hey! I’m racing tonight and, Clint, what are you doing here?”
“What? The winner needs a reason to stop by?”
“Oh, Lord….”
“Here we go….”
Here we go where, Green Eyes? Are we gonna go get in Big Yellow? It’s getting late, isn’t it? He doesn’t have lights you know. Are we gonna drag in the dark again? The Cowboy looks very happy today and he didn’t bring Leatherface. I wonder where she went? Maybe he finally got smart. Or maybe she doesn’t like getting wet in the Victory Place. I like getting wet. Can we get wet again, Green Eyes? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
“What? Am I not supposed to enjoy myself? You know what this means, right?”
“Winner, winner chicken dinner?”
“What? Noooooo, I get my name on the car. Burton has to drive the car with my name on it.”
“You know that’s not really fair, don’t you? It really was Jeff’s car first.”
“What? Oh c’mon DeLana. Jeff’s a big boy. He can handle it--whaaat? Why are you smiling? He’s standing behind me making fun of me isn’t he?”
“What do you think?”
Green Eyes you’re funny! You look like me when people try to make me “talk.” But you’re funnier. Though, I’ve never seen Cowboy wave his hands around that much. Ohhhh look, he’s getting redder! Cowboy’s funny when he gets red. He’s even funnier when he rolls on the ground, though. Make him laugh! Make him laugh! I wanna see him roll on the ground like he did with the exploding ball!
“Dammit, Harvick. You realize you look like an idiot when you do that?”
“Takes one to know one, right Shifty?”
“Oh, you’re just pissed about the Youtube video.”
“I’ll take an exploding golf ball and your money any day, Clint. Not to mention you really did look like a dumbass rolling around like that.”
“You mean like you did when you pranked Daddy with the bouncy balls?”
“D! Hey! C’mon now. Who’s side are you on anyway?”
“Ohhhhhhhh yeah! I saw that! Guess I’m the one taking after you, huh? Who’s the idiot now, Harvick?”
“You’re taking after me in Victory Lane alright.”
“Yeah, today it’s time for the real 29 to be in Victory Lane.”
“God willing it’s one of us. Even you Harvick.”
“I resent that.”
“Of course you do.”
That’s right, Blonde Mommabear! Big Yellow needs to celebrate today. Though…have you seen him lately, Mommabear? He’s not very Yellow. He’s actually kinda silver. Is the silver gonna make him go faster? It’s a really pretty silver. Did you know Big Yellow can play dress up? Happy Hand does it too, and Green Energy. I like the Speedy Silver. Maybe we can drag all the way to the front and then we can go in Cowboy’s coach when he’s still in his jammies!
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