Weed Whacking

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Summary: Some shrubs need to be cut down.

AUTHOR: Catw00man
EMAIL: catw00man@cryptoffic.com
RATING: PG-13
SERIES: Bear on the Wall: Conversations from the Garage and Beyond
CHARACTER: Kevin Harvick, Ernie Cope, DeLana Harvick, Kevvie!Bear POV
PROMPT: Taming the Muse #143 (#12/21 for me 2nd run) - Gossip
COMPLETED: April 17, 2009
WORD COUNT: 570
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you’re enjoying this series you really need to check out Zippit’s K.D. Harvey Show. I’ve been betaing it and I swear I laughed so hard I almost cried. ;)
AUTHOR'S NOTE2: Kevin beats Kyle two weeks in a row and two weeks in a row the Shrub shows what he’s made of. Welcome to Victory Lane. This comes after Kevin’s first Nationwide win in his own car at Bristol followed by his truck win at Martinsville. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Victory Lane Martinsville Speedway – Martinsville, VA – March 28th, 2009

“Hey Kev, you didn’t happen to see Busch did you?”

“No, what did the twatwad do now?  Throw another hissy fit?”

“Pretty much.  He dumped his truck, threw his helmet and ran out of the track like a two year old.  Better yet, turns out he runs like a girl.”

“Woooooooah, wait a minute.  That douche running down pit road was Kyle?  I nearly ran his ass over on the way to Victory Lane.”

 “Yup.  Apparently, he still can’t handle losing.  You sure you don’t want to run more of these?  Idiot really does need someone around to knock him down a peg.”

“We’ll just have to see how it goes, Ernie.  Though, I can’t say I wouldn’t mind whipping his ass some more.  It’s been a good two weeks.

Hey, Green Eyes, is the pitroad cry baby the ugly, Rotten Candy Meanie?  Not even Ella!Bear throws a fit that big.  Was he the one trying to run over us in the Other Truck?  He almost ran us over in the Other Car before and in Big Yellow.  He always tries to run over us!  Why does he follow us around and run over us?  No one else does that. He should go back to his Yellow Candy and leave our Other Truck alone!  But it is fun to beat him.  Green Eyes, can we do it more?  It’s fun to make him cry. 

“You called a hell of a race, Ernie.”

“And you drove the wheels off it.  I do like watching you come through the field.”

“You know what this means, right?”

“I’m afraid to ask.”

“Mexican at KHI!”

“You know you could opt for variety for once, Harvick.  I’m sure plenty of people would be grateful.  I know my stomach would.”

“What?  And miss out on hearing D complain?  No way.  Where the heck is she anyway?”

“The boys said she was on her way in.”

“She better be.  Not like her to be late for Victory Lane twice in a row.  She keeps this up I know she’s gonna go getting superstitious about being on the box again.

“Way things are going I’m ready to ban her!”

Don’t ban the Blonde Bitchy One!  That would make Green Eyes sad.  It wouldn’t be right if she wasn’t there to put us in the car.  She’s always there.  Don’t make her go away.  She’s even being nice to me now.  She told me to be sure and bring Green Eyes good luck and I did!  I hope she’s proud of me.  I tried to be as lucky as I could!

“Kevin!”

“There you are.  About time.  Trying to miss out on all the fun?”

“You mean almost getting run over by Busch as he bolted from the track?”

“You’re kidding.  You saw him?”

“Yeah, trying to get back in.  He almost ran into me.  Did he really run all the way down pitroad?”

“That’s what Ernie said.  Hell of a Monday isn’t it?”

“The best.”

“Harvick, over here.  Pictures with the trophy.”

“Don’t forget the bear, Kevin.”

“Like I would.  You really are getting attached to him aren’t you?”

“Shut up and go take your pictures.”

“Love you too, D.”

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay more pictures.  A bear could get used to this.  I think I like the Other Truck.  It’s not Big Yellow, but it’s fun!  Roomie too.  Were you watching Blonde Bitchy One?  Green Eyes goes very, very fast in the Other Truck.  We need to do this again.  Soon!

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