Foooooore

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Summary: Bear fur and sand. UNmixy things!

AUTHOR: Catw00man
EMAIL: catw00man@cryptoffic.com
RATING: PG
SERIES: Bear on the Wall: Conversations from the Garage and Beyond
CHARACTER: Kevin Harvick, Clint Bowyer, Kevvie!Bear POV
PROMPT: Taming the Muse #152 (#127 for me) - Vernissage
COMPLETED: June 22, 2009
WORD COUNT: 552
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you’re enjoying this series you really need to check out Zippit’s K.D. Harvey Show. I’ve been betaing it and I swear I laughed so hard I almost cried. ;)
AUTHOR'S NOTE2: Ok so this fic is inspried by some radio traffic from Kevin’s Michigan scanner where he asked his spotter Billy to remind Clint about that $1800 he was going to owe him. Billy replied saying something about $100 a hole so I assmued Kevin was talking about a golf game. Like I could let that slip by with out letting the bear have a say. ;)
AUTHOR'S NOTE3: Believe it or not someone has put up a YouTube video of this golf “outing.” Seems like I was wrong on who had the pale legs! LOL Here’s the link if you’d like to see Kevin getting pranked by Clint.
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A Golf Course in North Carolina – June 15, 2009

“So how much do you owe me now?  Four hundred?”

“Since when do you know how to play golf?”

“Hey, I can handle myself.  I’ve been doing those charity tournaments you know.”

“Yeah, I thought DeLana was coming to keep you honest.”

“Are you accusing me of cheating, Bowyer?”

“Should I be?”

“Don’t be a sore loser.  DeLana’s at some private wine preview or something.  Seriously, you think she’d want to watch you suck at golf?”

“You did.  What, you didn’t want to go try the fancy ass wine?”

“Do I look like a wine drinker to you?  I’m not Gordon or Johnson and I don’t do wine.”

“But you do golf.”

“When it gets me your money I do.”

Green Eyes, the Cowboy looks funny in those shorts.  I didn’t think he ever wore anything but blue jeans and boots.  Did you know his legs were that pale?  I thought he was tan all over.  His legs need more sun.  Oh, no!  He got in the driver seat.  You better make sure I don’t fly out again.  That was NOT fun.  I do not like sand holes.  I think it’s still in my fur.  You better clean me up before Blonde Mommabear sees me.  Don’t need her to get mad.

“Damn, Bowyer, you trying to throw me out of this thing or what?”

“What’s wrong, Harvick?  Too fast?”

“You saw what happened to Johnson on one of these things.  I do not want to take the place of the biggest Tool in the garage.”

“You could show up with a broken leg and not match him.  Did you see his hair after the All Star?  I swear his head looked like a damn soccer ball.”

“You’d think that ‘model’ of his would’ve made him even it up.  I know D sure as hell would.”

“Like it would matter with you anyway.”

“Watch it, Shifty.”

“I’m just sayin’.  It’s not like you have enough hair to even--”

“Enough,  Shifty.”

“I thought you weren’t touchy about your hair.”

“Doesn’t mean I want to listen to you drone on about it.  Though, to be honest, I think I’d rather be losing mine than deal with that gelled up mess you call hair.”

“Hey!  There’s nothing wrong with my hair!”

“It stands straight up like you ran into a wall.  Granted it does kinda match your face.”

“What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

“Oh…nothing.  I think it’s your shot.”

“What?  Oh, yeah, right.”

Green Eyes, is the Cowboy supposed to be hitting the ball in the trees?  He seems to be doing that a lot.  Watch out!  Cowboy, don’t throw your stick.  I think you’re going to need it later.  Hey!  Don’t kick the cart!  What did the cart do to you?  I’m in the cart.  You better be careful.  Happy Hand might hear about you being mean to carts and he might get mad.  He and Big Yellow are getting better every day.  You really don’t want to get on their bad side.  You might have to worry about more than your hair-- 

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!  Green Eyes your ball went a long way!  See, Cowboy?  That’s how you do it!  You really should try and be more like Green Eyes.  He’s good at this game!

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