Bristol Bash

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Summary: Leather’s for shoes, not Cowboys.

AUTHOR: Catw00man
EMAIL: catw00man@cryptoffic.com
RATING: PG-13
SERIES: Bear on the Wall: Conversations from the Garage and Beyond
CHARACTER: DeLana Harvick, Kevin Harvick, Kevvie!Bear POV
PROMPT: Taming the Muse #140 (#115 for me) - First come, first killed.
COMPLETED: March 25, 2009
WORD COUNT: 524
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you’re enjoying this series you really need to check out Zippit’s K.D. Harvey Show. I’ve been betaing it and I swear I laughed so hard I almost cried. ;)
AUTHOR'S NOTE2: Well, let it be said. The bear does love his gossip. LOL
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Post Scotts Turf Builder 300 - Bristol, TN - March 21th, 2009

“You wouldn’t believe it, Kevin.  You really wouldn’t.  First ones to even show up!”

“And I’m sure you gave her a look that could kill.”

“Do you blame me?  She was Athena’s friend for god’s sake!  Bad enough we have to see her skanky ass on the grid, but to try and come to our after party!?”

Ooooooooooh Blonde Bitchy One is rampaging today.  Good thing she likes me better now because I don’t wanna be on the bad side like that Leatherface girl Cowboy brought by.  Everything was all happy until then.  Green Eyes and I won in Other Car then Blonde Bitchy One brought me back to the home away from home to see the “Heels” win.  I guess that’s a good thing but I still don’t know why she was cheering for shoes.  They must be very special shoes.

“It’s been a year, D….”

“I don’t care how long it’s been.  It doesn’t change the fact she’s a driver whore sleeping her way up.  First Tim, now Clint.  She hit the jackpot with him.  Bet she’d love to get her trashy hooks into Junior.  Good thing we know that’s not happening.”

“You’re right.  We both know you’re right.  But it doesn’t change things.”

“It’s unforgivable, Kevin.”

“You forgave, Shifty.”

“And you know how long that took.  He’s an idiot being led around by his--”

“And he’s also our friend.  And my teammate.  We have to consider the fact that Lorra may not go away.”

“Not until something better comes along.  Are you sure Junior wouldn’t be--”

“Hell, no.”

“It’s just not right.”

I’m with Blonde Bitchy One.  I didn’t like the way Leatherface was hanging on the Cowboy either.  Why is she even here?  She doesn’t fit with Pretty Momma, Blonde Bitchy One and the Stick Lady who walks around with Hairy Brow.  Aren’t there rules about these things?  Even Buzzy’s Crying Lady is better than Leatherface.

“I know sweetheart, I know.  Look, we won.  Your Tarheels won.  Ernie’s cooking burgers for the guys and Todd’s coming by.  Ran into Earnhardt and he said he’d even throw in some deer sausage for the cause.  Why don’t we just go forget about her and enjoy ourselves.”

“I’m sorry.  I know you’ve been wanting this a long time….”

“We both have.  Now come enjoy yourself.”

That’s right.  Kiss and make up.  You really are good at making her smile Green Eyes.  Why don’t you do it more often?  She’s prettier when she’s not so mad.  Ok, enough with the kissing.  Grab your bear and--  Hey, wait a minute.  Hey, where are you going?  Don’t leave without me!  Don’t shut the door.  I wanna go to the party tooooooooooo.  Why can’t I go?

This isn’t fair!  I was in Other Car too.  Why don’t I get to party?  I’m just as important as--  Yay, I knew you’d come back.  Open the door and--wait a minute.  You don’t belong in here.  Who are you?  Why are you in here?  Hey!  I don’t belong to you!

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes!!!  Save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!  I’ve been bear napped and this time it’s not the Rat Dog!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!

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