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Summary: Someone has to keep Green Eyes in line.
AUTHOR: Catw00man
EMAIL: catw00man@cryptoffic.com
RATING: PG-13
SERIES: Bear on the Wall: Conversations from the Garage and Beyond
CHARACTER: Kevin Harvick, Tony Stewart, Kevvie!Bear POV
PROMPT: Taming the Muse #168 (#143 for me) - Every Tom, Dick And...
COMPLETED: October 15, 2009
WORD COUNT: 752
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you’re enjoying this series you really need to check out Zippit’s K.D. Harvey Show. I’ve been betaing it and I swear I laughed so hard I almost cried. ;)
AUTHOR'S NOTE2: This fic takes place during the off weekend before Indy. According to D’s tweets she was out of the country on vacation with friends while Kev was in Gateway. Here’s my interpretation.
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Stewart Household, Indiana - July 16, 2009
“Does DeLana even know you’re here?”
“I doubt she’d care. She’s so sick of me she’s on vacation out of the damn country.”
“Oh really? You know, you should tell her that next time she wants to get away my door’s always open.”
“Really not in the mood, Smoke.”
“What? I just thought she might like the company of a real man. Nice, Harv. You trying to tell me I’m number one?”
“What do you think?”
“It’s not my fault you can’t keep that beautiful woman happy.”
“Why are you so worried about her, Smoke? I didn’t even think she was the Harvick you were really interested in.”
“Are you offering?”
“In your dreams, Stewart.”
“Yeah, and I’m sure you’d love to hear all about it, wouldn’t you?”
Ew, ew, ewwwwwwwww. Green Eyes, why is the Bear Man talking about Blonde Mommabear like that?! She doesn’t belong to him! Blonde Mommabear only has one bear and that’s ME! She doesn’t need him! And neither do you. Green Eyes, why are we here? Why didn’t we go with Mommabear? I don’t understand. Why is the Bear Man talking about dreams and looking at you like that? I don’t like it, Green Eyes. He looks like he wants to eat you up! I don’t trust him. He put me in the cans, remember? Remember???
“If you’re not going to be serious, I’m gonna head on out to Gateway.”
“Oh don’t be bitchy, Kev. I’m just giving you a hard time.”
“Kinda had enough of that if you hadn’t noticed.”
“No wonder D left the country. Oh relax, Harvick, sit down.”
“You know why I’m here, Tony.”
“Yeah I know. What do you think? I can’t just make a team for every Tom, Dick and Harvick that comes along? This is a big deal, Kev. Are you serious?”
“You think I’d come all the fucking way out to Indiana if it wasn’t? I wanna know if it’s an option. If not, quit wasting my damn time.”
“Alright, alright, alright, bitchy much? Yeah it’s an option, if you’re really interested. I mean, do you actually want to work for me?”
“Worked for Newman didn’t it?”
“You’re not Newman.”
“Fuckin’ duh! I’m better! Besides, we’ve had our own run-ins and didn’t kill each other.”
“You mean when you wrecked me?”
“Yeah, yeah whatever. Just tell me if you’re even interested. Would you really want a third team at SHR?”
A third team? Green Eyes, you can’t do this! What about Big Yellow? You can’t leave him. What about Gil!Fish and the Yellow Guys? You don’t wanna be on the same team as Bear Man and Noneck! So what if the Red Spicy car goes fast? Big Yellow will catch him. I know he can. You just have to give him a chance. We can’t leave Cowboy and Buzzy. They need us! We’re in this together! Green Eyes please think about this!
“I dunno, would your little friend be coming along too?”
“Tony….”
“Yeah, Kev. We’d love to have you at SHR. I know KHI could bring a lot to JRM too. But the thing is sponsorship. I don’t have any. Do you think Shell would come with you?”
“I…dunno yet. You know RC, he’s not one for letting sponsors skip out. Right now I think they’re working on trying to get them another year.”
“And what about you?”
“I’ve already made it clear I’m not happy. But I’m technically inked for another year….”
“Well, if anyone can throw a big enough fit to get cut lose it’s you.”
“I think I should be insulted.”
“I think you need to lighten up.”
“Says the one who’s first in points.”
“Bitter much? Look, see what you can do. I’m definitely open to it. Especially since it means your pretty wife would be around more.”
“Sorry, Smoke, I’m not pimping out my wife for a ride.”
“Are you sure? Even if it’s a winning one?”
“I’ll sleep on it.”
“Sure you will.”
GREEN EYES, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! We need to get out of here before the Bear Man makes you do something bad. I don’t trust him! He is not a good Bear Man. He’s a bad bear who wants to put his paws on Blonde Mommabear and that’s a no-no. Blonde Mommabear is just for you and you are for her like I am for you! We need to go, Green Eyes. Now! I’m making a BEAR VETO. Do you hear me Green Eyes? BEAR VETO! BEAR VETO!
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