Bears Have Mommas Too

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Summary: Be nice Green Eyes.

AUTHOR: Catw00man
EMAIL: catw00man@cryptoffic.com
RATING: PG-13
SERIES: Bear on the Wall: Conversations from the Garage and Beyond
CHARACTER: Kevin Harvick, DeLana Harvick, Kevvie!Bear POV
PROMPT: Taming the Muse #147 (#122 for me) - Bohazard
COMPLETED: May 21, 2009
WORD COUNT: 637
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you’re enjoying this series you really need to check out Zippit’s K.D. Harvey Show. I’ve been betaing it and I swear I laughed so hard I almost cried. ;)
AUTHOR'S NOTE2: This takes place after Kevin’s first race with Gil Martin as crew cheif in Richmond. Sam Hornish, like the butt he can be, ended up rubbing on Kevin and cutting hs tire ending what should have been a good run.
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Richmond International Raceway – May 2, 2009

“Well, isn’t this one hell of a week?  Should’ve known we were gonna suck after going to New York and dropping two grand to watch the damn Red Socks win.”

“Oh, come on, Kevin.  We had a nice time in New York.”

“With all the rain.”

“Kevin, you were running well until that idiot cut your tire.” 

“If it wasn’t that it would’ve been something else.”

“Well, maybe, with that attitude.”

Dammit, D, I don’t need this.  Hell, I don’t even want to know where we are in points.”

“I know, Kevin, I know.”

Poor Green Eyes.  He’s so sad.  But he and Big Yellow were doing so well.  Thank you for bringing me, Blonde Bitchy One.  Watching with you is much better than staying home in the cave.  I think Gil!Fish helped.  Big Yellow seemed to be feeling much better.  Can I keep watching with you until I’m a lucky bear again?

“I can’t believe fucking Mears got a top 10.  This keeps up I don’t even deserve to drive.”

“It’s good for Todd.”

“Yeah, yeah, good for him.  Shit for us.  I’m sick and tired of being a rolling speed bump.”

“You’re not a rolling speed bump, Kevin.”

“Feels like it!  I dunno, for a little while there I actually felt like we had a chance….”

“You did!  It’s not like the pit crew was helping you.  If anything they’re the ones that need to be whipped into shape.”

“It was probably the biohazard cake.”

“Kevin!”

Stop it, Green Eyes!  Me and Blondy Bitchy One worked hard on that cake for the yellow guys.  It was a good cake.  I know it was.  We put lots of bear!love into it and it wasn’t bad.  Maybe Pissy Redhead was right.  You need to cheer up!  Don’t be mean to Blonde Bi--you know…I don’t think I’m gonna call her that anymore.  She’s my sweet Momma Bear.  You need to behave, Green Eyes.  Be nice!

“I know, I know it was actually a good cake.  I’m sorry, D.”

“It should’ve been!  I’ve been practicing.”

“And it shows.  You’ve got the desserts down.”

“I hope so.  I’m tired of throwing stuff out or feeding it to Bowyer.”

“You know he might start to miss that.  I think he was getting spoiled.”

“That man will eat anything.”

“That’s no lie.  Think he’ll drink anything too. You should’ve seen him last week when we ran out of beer.”

“I don’t even want to know.”

“You’re right.”

Cowboy is weird, Blonde Mommabear.  He drank all the brown bottles then drank purple stuff when he lost all his discs.  Green Eyes didn’t even know he had the purple stuff.  It looked like grape juice…but I don’t think it was.  It made him giggle.  You should get more.  Giggly Cowboys are really funny.  It made the Kid giggle too.  Maybe it’s giggle juice?

“So…how was it on the box?”

“Different.  I ended up being in a different spot.”

“They give you a hard time?”

“No, no, they just set things up a little different than Todd did, but it wasn’t bad.”

“Yeah…it was weird for me too but, you’re right.  It was a little better.”

“You were talking more.”

“I dunno, D.  Maybe RC was right, not that I’m ever telling him that.”

“Of course not.”

“We’ll just have to see.  But I’ll tell you now, if fucking Princess Mears beats me again….”

You go kick his ass, Green Eyes!  Stupid Brillo Head doesn’t deserve Imaginary Todd and he doesn’t deserve to beat you.  Don’t worry, Green Eyes.  Me and Blonde Mommabear will cheer for you on the yellow box until Gil!Fish makes things all better.  He’s not Imaginary Todd, but if he makes Big Yellow well we’ll be ok.  Then…maybe I can ride with you again?

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