Bearnapped!

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Summary: I better be getting hazard pay for this!

AUTHOR: Catw00man
EMAIL: catw00man@cryptoffic.com
RATING: PG
SERIES: Bear on the Wall: Conversations from the Garage and Beyond
CHARACTER: Kevin Harvick, DeLana Harvick, Kevvie!Bear POV
PROMPT: Taming the Muse #131 (#106 for me) - Gargantuan
COMPLETED: January 29, 2009
WORD COUNT: 570
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have to admit, this little bear is snarkier than I expected. ;) I hope you enjoy him as much as I am.
AUTHOR'S NOTE2: This is set right before the RCR Preseason Media Dinner. Also, as for the setting, you really need to see the new episode of Cribs with Kevin and D. I swear they really DO live in a mansion!
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Harvick “Mansion” - January 19th, 2009

“Kevin, I am not putting that bear in my purse.”

“Why not?  It’s not like you aren’t bringing it anyway.”

“Because it’s a Coach bag, Kev-in.  Not a bear tote.  Where did you get that thing anyway?”

“You know I got him at fanfest, and I don’t see what the big deal is.  Not like you need to carry around all that other crap anyway.”

 “My stuff is not crap!”

“That’s debatable.” 

“At least I’m not carrying around a--.”

“LO!  No!  Put him down!”

Bedroom, bathroom, hall, stairs, more stairs, they all fly by.  Study, living room, hall, hall, kitchen, how the hell big is this house anyway?  At least green eyes seems concerned.

“LO, dammit!  Get back here!” 

“Kevin, don’t yell at her like that.  How is she supposed to know it’s not a toy?”

“Shut up, D.  LO, dammit, stop already.”

Chair legs all around and the dark mahogany table up above.  Never thought I’d go out this way, not as a chew toy to a slobbering, shaking rat-dog.  Why couldn’t it have been one of the big dogs.  At least I would’ve had a little dignity that way.  But, no, I get to be mauled by an over grown rat who can’t even sit still.

“Don’t tell me to shut up!  You don’t have to be so mean.  It’s just a stuffed animal.”

“He’s a race bear and I’m supposed to show him racing.  I made a promise.  Now how the hell am I gonna do that if she tears him up?  There she is.  Help or get out of the way.”

“Kevin, seriously--.”

“Dammit, LO, STOP!”

Hall, kitchen, hall, bedroom, can this dog just stop?  World spins by and my arm is soaked with slobber.   My head bounces off the ground with each bounding step.  How can they call this a dog?  Darkness and dust as we skid to a halt and I see feet run into the room from under the bed.  Green eyes, followed shortly by the bitchy blond. 

“She’s under the bed.  Get in and shut the damn door, will ya?”

“Kevin, would you let it go?  We need to get to the media dinner.”

“It can wait, D.  They can start with Jeff and Clint, or Mears can make himself useful for once.”

“It’s just a--

“Shut up or get out.”

Door slams and I’m left with my one and only would be rescuer.  Here’s hoping he’s not too late.  Thankfully so far I’m only in danger of drowning to death.  Feet go from one side of the bed to the other and then suddenly a shoe is heading right for us.  Squealing, scampering and finally I’m free as the rat scrambles for the door.  Hand snags my foot and I’m saved…by the same stupid moron who let this happen to begin with.

“Sorry about that, buddy.  I’ll get you cleaned up.  Jeesh, you’re soaked.  Don’t worry, you can dry out in D’s bag.  You’re traveling in style tonight…if she ever wants to see another diamond that is….”

Super.  I’m going to a dinner.  Someone needs to tell him bears don’t eat!  But, at least it’s better than staying home with Trembles the Wonder Rat.  Maybe I’ll finally get to see one of those cars I’ve heard so much about.  Not to mention I’ll get to make the bitchy one’s purse all dirty.  There is a silver lining after all!

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