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Summary: I’m a bear. Not a DOLL!!!
AUTHOR: Catw00man
EMAIL: catw00man@cryptoffic.com
RATING: PG
SERIES: Bear on the Wall: Conversations from the Garage and Beyond
CHARACTER: Kevin Harvick, DeLana Harvick, Kevvie!Bear POV
PROMPT: Taming the Muse #149 (#124 for me) - Triskele
COMPLETED: June 10, 2009
WORD COUNT: 568
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you’re enjoying this series you really need to check out Zippit’s K.D. Harvey Show. I’ve been betaing it and I swear I laughed so hard I almost cried. ;)
AUTHOR'S NOTE2: This all takes place during the insanely long rain delay for the Coca-Cola 600 and after the subsequent race.
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Harvick Motorcoach - Lowe’s Motor Speedway - Concord, NC - May 24, 2009
“No.”
“Oh come on, Kevin. It’s cute. Let me put it on.”
“No, D. You’ve got the dog to play dress up with. Leave him alone.”
“But it’s raining and it would be perfect. Come on, just loo--”
“I said no. Drop it.”
“You have to at least see it first.”
“DeLana.”
“Kev-in.”
Green Eyes, what’s she doing? Green Eyes stop her! I don’t wanna wear the yellow rain stuff. Green Eyes, no. Make her stop. Blonde Mommabear, nooooooooooo. I already have a hat! I’m a race bear, not a Barbie doll! I don’t wanna play dress up. Mommabear this is so not cool. People are gonna laugh at meeeeeee!
“He looks retarded.”
“He does NOT!”
“I’m not taking him anywhere looking like that.”
“Kevin, let me put the coat on him….”
“D, I’m not walking around with a bear wearing rain clothes. It’s insane.”
“How is it anymore insane than you carrying him around to begin with?”
“Race bear. Doll. Big difference.”
“You’re being dramatic.”
“I don’t care what I’m being I’m not taking him out like that.”
“Oh, fine! You’re no fun.”
He is fun, Blonde Mommabear. He’s LOTS of fun. Really! I don’t need to wear yellow rain stuff. I promise! Please don’t make him leave me. Me and Green Eyes and Big Yellow are a TEAM. Don’t break up the team, Mommabear! Let me be a raaaaaaaaace beeeeeeeear.
“Dress up the dog, D. Leave my bear alone.”
NSCS Series Garage - Lowe’s Motor Speedway - Concord, NC - May 25, 2009
This is a nightmare. It has to be a NIGHTMARE! Green Eyes wouldn’t ever put me in a drawer. Not ever! I was supposed to get to stay with Big Yellow. Green Eyes said so. He didn’t want me to get all wet. I was supposed to spend the night with Big Yellow so…WHY AM I IN A DRAWER??!??!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Big Yellow and all the others woke up but I’m not there! Why am I not there? Why did that new yellow guy put me in a drawer? Imaginary Todd wouldn’t have let anyone put me in a drawer! Gil!Fish whyyyyyyyyyy? Did I do something wrong? Big Yellow didn’t get sick again did he? Blonde Mommabear please, I didn’t mean to be bad! I’ll wear the yellow rain stuff. I will. Just please don’t leave me in this drawer! My paw is sticking out. Why can’t anyone seeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee?
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel--
Yes, please, open the drawer! Get me OUT of here. I don’t care who you are just get me out of here! Green Eyes and Big Yellow need me. I’ll be a good bear, I promise I’ll--Pissy Redhead? Why are you here? And why do you look so sad? You look worse than the Cowboy did. Pissy Redhead, you seriously need a hug.
Hey, where are we going?
Pissy Redhead, where is Big Yellow? Shouldn’t he be here? Shouldn’t they all be here? It’s raining again. Hey, are we going in the rain? Green Eyes didn’t want me to get wet but I won’t melt. I don’t even need yellow rain stuff. Pissy Redhead, where is your umbrella? You really don’t say much do you? Hey, is that your phone? Don’t use it in the rain!
“Harvick. It’s Earnhardt. I got your bear. See you next week.”
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