Bear Anthem

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Summary: I’m BACK!!!

AUTHOR: Catw00man
EMAIL: catw00man@cryptoffic.com
RATING: PG
SERIES: Bear on the Wall: Conversations from the Garage and Beyond
CHARACTER: Kevin Harvick, DeLana Harvick, Kevvie!Bear POV
PROMPT: Taming the Muse #147 (#16/21 for me 2nd run) - Biohazard
COMPLETED: May 22, 2009
WORD COUNT: 602
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you’re enjoying this series you really need to check out Zippit’s K.D. Harvey Show. I’ve been betaing it and I swear I laughed so hard I almost cried. ;)
AUTHOR'S NOTE2: This takes place during the prerace cermonies at Darlington. Tell me someone else saw that thing on Jimmie’s head he calls hair...before he shaved it off. Honestly...I don’t know what’s worse!
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Darlington Speedway Prerace National Anthem – May 9, 2009

“Oh, say, can you see….”

Thank you for bring me to the race, my Blonde Mommabear.  I was afraid Green Eyes was going to leave me at home.  The Cave is nice but I didn’t want to be there alone.  Are we going to watch Big Yellow with Gil!Fish again?  He was nice before.  He’s not Imaginary Todd but he’s nice.  Can we go see Imaginary Todd, Blonde Mommabear?  Big Yellow misses him.  I need to let Imaginary Todd know.

“Whose broad stripes and bright stars….”

Blonde Mommabear, does everyone always line up like this during the song?  I’ve always been in Big Yellow.  Do you and Green Eyes always do this?  It’s really weird.  Everyone is so--Blonde Mommabear LOOK OUT!  Do you see it?  There’s something on Hairy Brow’s HEAD!  I think it’s alive!!!  Blonde Mommabear look!  It might be a nest.  Be careful!!!  Whatever made it might come back!!!!!

“And the rockets’ red glare….”

Hey, look!  Brillo Head has a little baby.  Is that a good idea, Blonde Mommabear?  He’s not a nice person.  Just ask Green Eyes.  Hey, Little Girl, be careful!  Brillo Head is mean.  Don’t let him drop you.  Why are you with him?  You should go see Poppa Ella!bear.  He’s really nice and Ella!bear said he’s never dropped her.

“Oh say, does that star-spangled….”

Blonde Mommabear, how long is this song?  Big Yellow is ready to go.  I hope he feels really good today.  Green Eyes needs to be happy again.  I don’t like it when he’s sad.  He doesn’t talk to me and I miss him.  Thank you for taking care of me, my Blonde Mommabear.  I’m sorry I used to call you Bitchy….

“...and the home of the brave.”

LOOK OUT!  Blonde Mommabear did you see those loud, loud birds in the sky?  Maybe they’re what made the nest on Hairy Brow’s head.  They were big enough.  I hope they don’t come back.  I don’t like them very much.  So are we going to sit with Gil!Fis--Green Eyes what are you doing?  No, no, I can’t get in there!  No, I don’t want to make Big Yellow sick again. Nooooooo, I don’t want to poison him!

“D, could you grab me a bungee cord?  I don’t think there’s still one in here.”

“Sure, Kev.  I’ll get it.”

Green Eyes, why are you putting me in here?  Green Eyes, I’m supposed to be with Blonde Mommabear on the yellow box.  I’m bad in here.  I’m a bad luck bear, remember?  No, no don’t put me back on the bar.  Blonde Mommabear, don’t give him the tie thing.  I shouldn’t be in here.  Green Eyes--

“Alright, Little Guy, it’s just you and me again.  Felt kinda weird without you in here.  Guess I got used to you.  You got me, Billy?”

You missed me?  You really missed me?  I missed you too, Green Eyes!!!  I missed you and Big Yellow and Black Fire and all the others.  I tried to be happy with Gil!Fish and Blonde Mommabear.  I did.  I tried to be a good bear but I miiiiiiiiiiiissed youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

“Alright, Little Guy.  Hold on tight.  We’re gonna turn things around this time.  I can feel it.”

We are Green Eyes, we are!  We’re gonna do better.  Big Yellow is better and you still have Billy Ghost to talk to.  He didn’t go away with Imaginary Todd.  He’s always in Big Yellow.  I think he lives here.  Don’t worry, Green Eyes.  We’re going to drag much better today.  I promise.  I’M SO HAPPY TO BE YOUR BEAR AGAIN!!!

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