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Summary: I don’t mean to be a jinx! :(
AUTHOR: Catw00man
EMAIL: catw00man@cryptoffic.com
RATING: R
SERIES: Bear on the Wall: Conversations from the Garage and Beyond
CHARACTER: Kevin Harvick, Todd Berrier, DeLana Harvick, Kevvie!Bear POV
PROMPT: Taming the Muse #146 (#121 for me) - Malevolence
COMPLETED: May 13, 2009
WORD COUNT: 595
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you’re enjoying this series you really need to check out Zippit’s K.D. Harvey Show. I’ve been betaing it and I swear I laughed so hard I almost cried. ;)
AUTHOR'S NOTE2: This takes place during the race at Talladega where the big one came on lap 6.
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Aaron’s 499 – Talladega Speedway, AL – April 26, 2009
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. This is fuuuuuuuun! Big Yellow must be feeling a lot better cause he’s dragging good. It’s good to be fast again, right Green Eyes? See, I told you I could still be lucky. We need to find the Black Fire. He’s always good to drag with. He’s so fast but I don’t see him. We need to-- No, no, don’t hit us!! Nooooooooooooo!!!
Green Eyes, what happened? Why did everything go crazy? Did they forget how to drag? Green Eyes, are you ok? What happened? I don’t understand. I was trying to be lucky like before. Did I do something wrong?? Green Eyes….
“Everything’s totaled.”
What do you mean totaled? Is Big Yellow ok? He was feeling so much better. Why are we on the grass? Are we supposed to be on the grass? Where are we going? Can Imaginary Todd make us better again? There he is! See, he’s all ready to-- Wait! Where are you going?! Don’t leave me heeeeeere!!!
“We need a rear decklid with a rear wing. Looks like we can get it back out pretty fast.”
Imaginary Todd? Is that you? Green Eyes left. What’s going on? It’s so loud. Why is it so loud? I didn’t mean to be a bad bear. I really don’t. I’ll be better. I promise. Green Eyes please come back! Imaginary Todd? Have you come to rescue me? Why is he being so meeeeeeeean?
“Sorry, Bear. Kev’s not trying to be mean. Why don’t you go with DeLana and watch from the pits? Don’t need you getting messed up in here.”
“Thanks, Todd. We’ll get out of your way.”
Blonde Bitchy One? You came for me? Really? Green Eyes is upset. Did you see him? Is he ok? I think he’s mad at me. I was a bad bear and Big Yellow got hurt. Do you think he’ll forgive me? Are we gonna go watch on the big yellow box now? Thank you for snuggling me, but you shouldn’t. I’m a bad bear.
“Here we are, Little Guy. You can watch with me. We don’t need anything to happen to you. Especially since you helped us get his first win in our car.”
Wait. Are you really talking to me? You never talk to me. Green Eyes does and Cowboy and Imaginary Todd and Ella!bear, but not you. Does this mean we’re friends now? I’d like to be your friend. Do you know if Green Eyes still likes me?
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“I can’t believe Keselowski won that race. Can you believe that?”
“He was in the right place at the right time.”
“I just hope no one was hurt. Could you see that car in the fence, Kevin? It was crazy.”
“It’s Dega.”
“At least Carl wasn’t hurt.”
“He’s a drama queen, D. He brought it all on himself now he has to cry about it. No shock there.”
“Kevin….”
“What? He blocks like a fucking idiot and cries to NASCAR about how unfair it is. Guess I didn’t knock enough sense into him last year.”
“You really think anyone could?”
Wait up, Green Eyes. Are we in a hurry to get home? Can we go see The Kid first? He did really good today. He made the Blue Duck fly! Think maybe he’ll have chips to come Hold’em with us and Pissy Redhead again? Green Eyes, don’t be mad. We’ll do better again. We have to! Big Yellow is counting on us. I’ll try extra hard next time. I PROMISE! Just please don’t be maaaaaaaaaad.
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