All-Star Bear

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Summary: I’m an All-Star!

AUTHOR: Catw00man
EMAIL: catw00man@cryptoffic.com
RATING: PG
SERIES: Bear on the Wall: Conversations from the Garage and Beyond
CHARACTER: Kevin Harvick, DeLana Harvick, Mike Dillon, Kevvie!Bear POV
PROMPT: Taming the Muse #148 (#123 for me) - Revive
COMPLETED: May 23, 2009
WORD COUNT: 852
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you’re enjoying this series you really need to check out Zippit’s K.D. Harvey Show. I’ve been betaing it and I swear I laughed so hard I almost cried. ;)
AUTHOR'S NOTE2: This all takes place during the All-Star break starting with the All-Star Pitcrew Challenge.
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Pit Crew Challenge - Time Warner Cable Arena Charlotte, NC - May 14, 2009

Blonde Mommabear, why is Big Yellow inside?  Shouldn’t we be at the track?  Why are we here?  I don’t think there’s room for Green Eyes and Big Yellow to drag in here.  Hey, look!  Black Fire is here too.  But he’s sleeping like Big Yellow.  Hey, what are they doing?  Why are they pushing him like that?  Why doesn’t Black Fire wake up?  Is he sick?  Blonde Mommabear, I don’t understand.

“Are you sure you’re ready for this?”

“What’s wrong, Kevin.  Afraid I might have too much fun?”

“I knew you always wanted to drive the car.”

“You’re just afraid I might be good at it.”

“Good at what?  Holding the wheel straight?  I said we should’ve just strapped the bear to the wheel.”

“I don’t think he’d be able to reach the brake, Kevin.”

“Yeah, but he’d be lighter than you.”

“Kev-in!”

“Oh, relax D.  You know the boys wanted you because you’re skinny.”

“Just make sure you record it all.”

“Well someone has a high opinion of themselves.”

“Kevin, it’s for the website.”

“Suuuuuuure it is.”

Green Eyes what’s going on?  Are you gonna let me drive like on the little kart?  Just be careful with the sticky stuff, it was hard to get out last time, remember?  Hey, wait a minute.  Blonde Mommabear, where are we going?  You aren’t supposed to get inside Big Yellow!  HEY!  Green Eyes, what is she doing?  Blonde Mommabear, you can’t be in here.  Hey, wait, I don’t go here!  I have to be strapped on the bar!  Ask Billy Ghost!  He’s here somewhere.  When Big Yellow wakes up he drags really, really fast and we need to be tied down!  Green Eyes, she doesn’t understaaaaaaaaaaand!

“You ready for this, DeLana?”

“I think I can handle it alright.”

“I dunno…just remember, brake’s on the left.”

“I don’t think I’m the one you need to be worried about, Dillon.  Are you sure you’ll make it over the wall?”

“Eaaaaaasy now.  I get enough of that from, Clint.”

“Just remember Kevin’s getting this all on video.”

“Aw hell, we’re all doomed now.”

Blonde Mommabear, he’s not one of our Yellow Guys.  Why is he here and where are they going?  Are we dragging the Blue Lite car?  Look, look here come the yellow guys!  Wake up Big Yellow, wake up!  We need to goooooooooo.  Hey, they’re pushing us.  We’re moving.  Go faster guys, go faster!  Look Blonde Mommabear.  We’re WINNING!  YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY  Green Eyes, we woooooon!  Did you see?  Did you see?

“So what’d you think?”

“I could get used to this.”

“I have no doubt.  Just don’t get too comfortable in my seat.”

“You’ll have it back soon enough.”

“I have to admit, you do look pretty cute in there.”

“Cute, huh?”

“Ok, maybe a little more than cute….”

Green Eyes!  Blonde Mommabear!  You aren’t supposed to do that in Big Yellow!  This isn’t the place for smoochies!  We need to go race with the Yellow Guys again.  Maybe we can beat Black Fire!  I just hope Big Yellow wakes up when we get to the track.  I don’t think we’d do very well if they had to push us in circles.  Green Eyes!  Blonde Mommabear!  Stooooooooooooop iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Pennzoil Burnout Competition - Lowe’s Motor Speedway Charlotte, NC - May 16, 2009

Green Eyes, this is not Big Yellow.  It’s not Other Car or Truck either.  There’s a flag on it!  And who is this yellow person in here with us?  No one is supposed to be in here with us, unless maybe Blonde Mommabear wants to.  We had fun in Big Yellow.  Did she tell you?

“So, are you ready for lots of smoke?”

“You bet!  I can’t wait, K-Kevin!”

“Ok, you mind holding on to the bear?”

“Ummm…ok?  Sure.  Why is there a…bear?”

“He’s a race bear.”

“Oh, ummm, yeah.  Ok”

“Here we go.”

Green Eyes, don’t give me to the yellow lady!  I don’t need her to--Hey, Lady!  Don’t squeeze me so tight!  I hardly know you!!!  I don’t wanna cuddle.  Hey, you didn’t even introduce yourself.  Take it easy Lady and stop SMOOSHING ME!  Green Eyes, we’re smoking.  Did we win?  Did we win?  We always smoke when we win.  Did we win?  I hope so.  I better not be getting squished for nothing!

“So what do think of that?”

“Awesome!  Awesome!  Can you keep going?”

“Why the hell not?  Hold on.”

Wow, Green Eyes, there’s lots of smoke.  I’m glad I don’t have to breathe.  Lady, seriously, don’t squeeze the race bear!  Green Eyes, look.  Did you see?  The outside track isn’t white.  It’s all yellow.  Is that for us?  Is it for Big Yellow?  Why?  Is it his birthday?  Is that why he’s all dressed up different yellow?  Or is it to hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide us?  Are we trying to blend in so we can sneak up on everyone for the big race next week?  Hey, are we done?  We’re going to the trophy place.  Does that mean we won? 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!  Happy Birthday Big Yellow…if it’s your birthday!

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