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Summary: Buffy, Spike, Willow & Angel get sucked into a computer game.
AUTHOR:
Saber ShadowKitten
EMAIL: daschus@attbi.com
RATING: NC-17
PAIRINGS:
Spike/Buffy, Willow/Angel, Spike/Angel
SETTING: Post 'Pangs' S4/ 'Hero' S1
DISTRIBUTION: Ask
first.
DISCLAIMER: Joss and Carrie, not I.
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Willow looked up as the
door to her home office opened following a short knock. She smiled when she
saw who it was. "Hi, Angel."
"Hi," Angel greeted. "May
I?"
"Sure," Willow replied.
Angel entered the room, shutting the door behind him. She moved the piles of
paper and disks off the desk chair beside her, then patted it. "Have a seat."
"What are you doing?" Angel
asked, sitting where she indicated. He ruffled her pixie-style red hair as he
studied the computer monitor with interest.
"New game," Willow replied.
"I'm testing it for bugs and glitches and stuff. You know, the usual."
Willow ran a home business
software for design companies. She had moved to Los Angeles after graduating
from USunnydale in order to be closer to the companies she wanted to work with.
She also helped Angel on the side with research and providing magickal assistance.
She had been in LA for
two years, and had become close friends with the dark-haired vampire outside
of helping him. They went out together to the movies, the theater, or to other
nighttime events. At times, he'd sit with her at her computer and help test
the games, which was always fun.
"Did you come for a reason,
or just visiting?" Willow asked.
"Visiting,"Angel replied
with a small smile. "Tell me about the game."
*****
"Hello, pet," Spike said,
not looking up from the laptop screen.
"Hey," Buffy said, closing
the door behind her before crossing the living room to flop down on the couch
beside the blond vampire. "What'cha up to?"
"Willow's new game," he
replied. He glanced at her, then frowned. "You're early."
"I know," Buffy said, leaning
closer to look at the laptop screen. "But I had to get out of the house before
mom got home. I so cannot wait to move back into my place."
"How much longer is it
quarantined?"
"Another week too long,"
she replied with a dramatic sigh.
Spike chuckled. "You can
always move in here with me, luv. I wouldn't mind."
"I bet you wouldn't." Buffy
ignored his leer and tapped on the screen. "Tell me about the new game."
Buffy had been partnered
with Spike for six years, and between the two of them, they had decimated any
evil that traveled to the Hellmouth over that time. The best of friends since
Willow moved to LA, they hung out together when Buffy wasn't working and after
patrol. They bickered incessantly, which sometimes turned into loud fights that
led to physical violence, but they trusted each other implicitly. Six years
was a long time to work in life and death situations without that sort of trust
developing.
"It's an online game,"
Spike told Buffy. He pointed to the Instant Messaging window in the top corner
of the screen, then typed out a quick message to Willow, telling her Buffy was
there. "It's one of those fantasy type role playing games."
*****
"Each character comes with
specific skills and powers," Willow explained to Angel. The computer beeped
and she looked at her Instant Messaging window. "You get to choose which type
you want to play and name the character." She typed a rapid message back to
Spike about Angel's presence.
"What are the choices?"
Angel asked.
*****
"Magick users, Monk, Thief,
Stable Boy, Archer, Knight, Soldier, Mercenary, Merchant..." Spike rattled off
the list to Buffy.
"What are you going to
be?" Buffy asked, tugging on the five-inch, peroxide-blond pony tail tied off
at the nape of his neck.
"Stable boy," Spike replied,
swatting her hand away. Buffy giggled and he glared at her. "Hey, it's a good
choice! The character skills include horsemanship, street fighting, thieving..."
*****
"...conjuring, controlling
elements, and I can cast spells in any spellbook I find as a Sorceress," Willow
said. "When playing online, it's good if you join up with people playing different
types of characters."
"So you would want to join
a group with a fighter of some sort," Angel surmised.
"Right," Willow said. "Spike
picked a character with some of those skills. I can also crate a second character
myself and run both. Or you could play the second character."
*****
"I want to be the Archer,"
Buffy said to Spike.
"One Archer, coming right
up," Spike said, using the touchpad mouse to add a second character. "Any particular
reason you chose that character, Slayer?"
Buffy shrugged, pulling
her waist-length braid over her shoulder. "I look good in green and..."
*****
"...the Thief wears all
black." Angel gave Willow a wry smile.
Willow rolled her eyes,
her hand moving the computer mouse over to the Start icon. "It's going to be
you, me, Spike and Buffy in the party. Our object is to rescue the Princess
from the evil Duke and..."
*****
"...also find the Bands
of Kimara," Spike told Buffy. He moved the arrow over the Start icon with his
finger on the touchpad. The Instant Messaging window in the corner of the screen
beeped and he read the single word from Willow to Buffy. "Ready?"
*****
"Yes," Angel answered,
an open spiral notebook and pen in his hands.
"Then welcome to Elaisias,"
Willow said, clicking on the Start icon.
*****
A flash of green light
lit up the laptop screen when Spike clicked on the Start icon.
*****
The notebook and pen fell
to the floor unheeded, landing with a soft thud in a suddenly empty office.
Willow was the first one
to break the stunned silence. "Uh, hi guys. Long time no see."
The four were sitting on
a hard, dirt floor in a barren room, the walls made of crudely put together
wood and mud. The ceiling was arched and open, exposing a thatched roof of straw.
A few birds twittered at the intrusion, flying back and forth between the open
log beams. Sunlight streamed through a window cut into one of the walls, providing
light, but not where it could harm the vampires. A single closed door was centered
on one of the walls.
"What the bloody hell happened?"
Spike asked.
"And what the hell am I
wearing?" Buffy added, looking down at her clothing. She was dressed in a v-necked,
medium brown jerkin over a cream colored shirt. The jerkin went down to mid-thigh,
covering dark brown hose, and was belted at the waist. Brown, deer-skin boots
adorned her feet, which came up over her knees. There was a plain-hilt knife
in a sheath attached to the belt and beside her on the dirt floor was a short
bow and a quiver of black-feathered arrows.
She raised her head and
looked at her friends, two of whom she hadn't seen in almost a year, not since
she'd gone to LA to visit her father. "For that matter, what the hell are you
guys wearing?"
Angel glanced down at himself
and arched a dark brow at his appearance. He was dressed in all black, from
his narrow breeches that went over his short hose, tied with leg bands at the
knees, to the black, mid-calf, dyed deerskin boots he wore. A black doublet
laced up the front as well as at the elbows, back of the arms, shoulders and
at the waist, exposed a loose, low-neck black shirt under it.
He could feel several knives
or daggers strapped to his wrists, in his boots and one strapped to his back
under the doublet. With a quick search, he found many hidden pockets in his
clothing, a pouch of coins, as well as a complete set of forged lockpick tools
that were in a small, handmade leather case.
The ensouled vampire looked
over to Willow as she stood and his mouth dropped slightly open. The redhead
was wearing a fitted bliaut of dark emerald green, laced up the back from the
neck to her hips. The skirts spread out in a semi-circular shape that gave a
large amount of fullness to the hem. Her sleeves were full as well, cuffed tightly
at the wrist and banded at her elbows. A black cape with hood was at her slipper
encased feet, as well as a small saddle bag with thick leather strap.
"Spike, are those tights
you're wearing?" Buffy asked, as the blond vampire stood and brushed the dirt
off the back of his light grey shirt-tunic, which was tucked up slightly into
the roughly cut brown hose he wore. Mid-calf, thin leather boots covered his
feet and he had a short sword sheath attached to the loose belt around his waist.
"I'm a manly man in tights,"
Spike sang in an off-key voice. "I roam around the forest looking for fights.
I'm a man. A man in tights. I rob from rich and give to the poor, that's right!"
"Spike, you are too strange,"
Buffy told him, rising to her feet as well.
Spike grabbed her and waltzed
her in a quick circle, still singing. "I may look like a pansy, but look at
me wrong and I'll put out lights. I'm a man, a manly man, in tights. When you're
in a pinch just look for the man in tights."
Willow exchanged an amused
smile with Angel, who had also stood. "He's your Childe," she pointed out.
"Don't remind me," Angel
said.
Buffy laughed when Spike
released her. "I can't believe that you know the words to that song."
Spike shrugged, then turned
to Willow and Angel. "So, mates, care to tell us where we are?"
"One of the starting points
in Elaisias," Willow answered without hesitation.
"What?" three
voices chorused.
"The game," Willow said.
"I think we're in the game."
"How do you know that?"
Spike asked.
"How can we be in the game?"
Buffy asked simultaneously.
"Because I've seen this building before," Willow said. "I played the game a little by myself to get the hang of what was going on before I sent it to Spike. As for how we're here..." She shrugged.
"Then you probably don't
know how to get us out of here, either," Buffy surmised. Willow shook her head
no. "Wonderful. I knew I should have paid attention to my horoscope."
"Why?" Willow asked.
"It told me that I was
going to see friends I hadn't seen in awhile through unforseen circumstances
and that the world may seem like a fantasy today."
"Mine said I was going
to shag," Spike commented, poking at one of the walls. He glanced over at Buffy
and waggled his brows.
"Not in this lifetime,
Spike," Buffy stated. "I don't sleep with the dead."
"What about Peaches?" Spike
said pointedly.
"I make an exception for
exceptionally gorgeous vampires," Buffy replied. She looked down her nose at
Spike. "Which means you don't stand a chance."
"Who said I wanted to get
a leg over on you anyway?" Spike said, turning back to his perusal of the room.
"Maybe I want to find out if the poof is wearing drawers under his breeches."
"Leave me out of this,"
Angel spoke up, not raising his eyes from one of the spellbooks he'd found in
Willow's saddle bag. "I don't have sex with men who look better in hose than
some women."
"Shut up," Spike muttered.
"But you...do that thing
with guys?" Willow asked Angel in a soft, surprised voice.
Angel glanced over at the
young woman beside him and winked. "Not lately."
Willow blushed and turned
back to Buffy. "So, uh, we're in Elaisias..."
"Yeow!" Spike exclaimed,
causing all eyes to turn to him. He was standing near the window, shaking his
left, somewhat smoking hand.
"Let me guess," Buffy mocked.
"Sunlight bad."
"It doesn't burn immediately,"
Spike said in defense. Buffy snickered at him. "Sod off."
"So, what now?" Buffy asked,
picking up her short bow and testing its tension.
"Well, we can stay here,"
Willow said. "Which is kinda necessary to do, at least until the sun sets, because
of Angel and Spike. Don't want them to go poof. But after the sun goes down,
we can leave and go...somewhere."
"You said you played the
game a little bit?" Angel confirmed. Willow nodded. "Do you remember what's
in this...town?"
"Town, yes," Willow replied.
"The town of Elaisias, which is why the game is named Elaisias. The
town has the usual role playing game stuff, like taverns and inns, apocatharies,
weapons shops, general stores, and stables."
"I say we go to the tavern,
get pissed and stay that way until we're zapped back to where we belong," Spike
said, looking into a pouch he had found in his sleeve. "It looks like whatever
did this gave us funds-"
"It's your character's
starting money," Willow interrupted, growing excited. "Remember when we picked
out characters? I picked a Sorceress, which means I should be able to do this..."
She held out her hand, palm open and smiled brightly when a small lightball
formed.
"I didn't know you were
that advanced in witchcraft, Wills," Buffy said.
"I am," Willow said. "But
it's also one of the character skills of a Sorceress, so my powers are amplified
to the character skill level, which is like ten times my level as a witch."
"Does that mean we have
skills we normally don't have?" Buffy asked.
"Well, Buffy, you picked
an Archer, but you were already good at that," Willow replied. "Angel and Spike
picked characters that have skills they already had, too, so I don't know."
"What other races are in
this game?" Angel asked. "The last one I helped you with had Gnomes, Ogres,
Elves, Goblins, Dwarves..."
"They're all here," Willow
answered. "I'm just glad all of us picked human. I'd hate to see what would
have happened if someone had chosen a Goblin."
"But we're still vampires,"
Spike pointed out.
"Sunlight burn," Buffy
teased. Spike glared at her.
"I wonder if we'll have
to play the game," Willow said more to herself than the others. The other three,
however, heard her and looked her way. "Well, we're in Elaisias from what I
can tell, wearing our character choices' clothing, so it would be a logical
conclusion that we'll somehow be pulled into the actual events of the game."
"So, a Princess who doesn't
really exist has been kidnapped by an evil Duke and we're suppose to care?"
Spike said.
"She exists here," Buffy
replied.
"And?" Spike said to her.
"And if someone needs help,
it's our job to help," Buffy said.
"Not my job."
"Then what have you been
doing for the past six years?" Buffy growled, stepping closer to him.
"Not something I've wanted
to be doing," Spike growled back, also taking a step towards her.
"Then why do you bother?"
Step.
"Because I have to." Step.
"So you could care less
if I died?" Step.
"You'd finally shut up
then." Step.
By now, Buffy and Spike
were practically nose to nose, glaring at each other. Willow and Angel exchanged
worried looks, wondering if they should intervene.
"Were they always like
this?" Angel asked the redhead quietly. He hadn't been back to Sunnydale in
over five years, not having reason to go once it was ascertained Spike was really
helping Buffy.
"No," Willow replied. "Not
that I remember, but I wasn't always with them."
"Have I told you how much
I can't abide you lately?" Buffy hissed at Spike.
"Have I told you how much
I don't care?" Spike hissed back.
"That's enough, you two,"
Angel said loudly when it looked like they were going to come to blows. "We
don't know if we have to play the game or not. We'll decide what to do as things
happen, okay?"
"Fine," Buffy and Spike
spat simultaneously, then turned away from each other. The blond vampire stalked
to the other side of the room and leaned against the wall, arms crossed over
his chest.
The atmosphere in the building
became thick and tense, the silence extremely uncomfortable for Willow and Angel.
Buffy sat down on the dirt floor and took an arrow out of the quiver examining
it. She raised her eyes after a moment and pinned Spike with a glare, then pointed
at him with the arrow as she began to sing, "He looks like a pansy, but look
at him wrong and you'll run away in fright. He's a man, a pathetic man, in tights..."
Spike's lips twitched as
he tried to hold back his smile. He gave up after a moment and rolled his eyes
before walking over to her and sitting down beside her on the floor. "Your singing
is terrible, pet."
"Better than yours," Buffy
said, handing him the arrow.
Spike held it up and eyed
its straightness. "You're just jealous because I sing like an angel."
"An angel with his throat
ripped out maybe," Buffy responded.
"What just happened here?"
Willow asked Angel, staring at the two blonds with incomprehension. "A second
ago they were going to do that violence thing. Now they're sitting next to each
other, smiling." She frowned. "Do you thing Elaisias is on a Hellmouth?"
Angel chuckled, then bent
his head to whisper in her ear. "I think they're both just nuts."
*****
When the sun set, the four
left the building they had found themselves in and began to explore the town.
Willow had drawn a map from memory on the dirt floor and had labeled it as best
as she could, giving the ideas of the size of the town and where some of the
shops and homes were located.
The dirt roads that separated
the buildings were rock strewn and were littered with piles of manure. Horses
were tethered outside of wood and mud structures, some single storey, some two
to three storeys. The roads were unlit, but lamplights spilled from unshuttered
windows, as did voices when they passed by one of several busy taverns.
The town was set up in
sections. The small farms and residential area took up the majority of the east
end of Elaisias. Merchants and trades, such as blacksmiths, made up the west
end of town. The guilds and government buildings were located in the very center,
and were more ornate and larger than the others.
The River Sargauth flowed
along the south banks of the town, which ended at the Port of Gondsmen near
the southwest corner of town, from what Willow remembered. Cable Island was
directly south from the Port, connected to Elaisias by a narrow, two lane land
bridge. The Island was where prisoners were held before being sent on the ships
to points unknown. On the highest point of the Island was the Tower of Seven
Woes, which Willow described as a shear-faced tower made of black obsidian.
The instruction guide that had come with the game did not say what the Tower
was for, however, only a description of what it looked like from the outside.
As Willow had predicted,
they saw many different races on their tour of the town. From the tall, slender
elves with pointed ears and silver eyes, to the short, squat dwarves with full
beards and muscular bodies. Ogres, with their cro-magnum-like human faces, laughed
drunkenly with long-limbed, grey-skinned Goblins. Humans of various shapes and
sizes bustled between buildings, side-stepping the tiny human-like Gnomes that
darted about.
"Well, guys, what do you
want to do?" Willow asked, as they headed down yet another street.
"Feed," Spike said. "I'm
hungry."
"I doubt they're going
to have an all-night blood bank here," Buffy said.
"Yes, but I'm sure they
have a butchers," Angel said.
"How about this," Buffy
said. "You two go off and do your vampire thing, Willow and I will find us a
place to stay for tomorrow. We'll meet at...what's that stone square called
with the big telephone pole in the middle?"
"Herald's Meet," Willow
answered. "And it's a ship's mast, not a telephone pole."
"We'll meet at Herald's
Meet." Buffy grinned. "I sound like Willow."
"Hey!" Willow playfully
hit Buffy on the shoulder.
"Are you sure we should
split up?" Angel said. "We're not in Sunnydale. Or Los Angeles."
"Or the real soddin' world,"
Spike added.
"I'm still the Slayer,"
Buffy said. She gestured to Willow. "And she's still a witch. We'll be fine."
"You sure?" Angel asked,
looking down at Willow with concerned, brown eyes.
"Go," Willow said with
a smile. "We don't want growly vampire stomachs."
Spike gave Buffy a pointed
look. "Watch your back, Slayer."
"When have I not?" Buffy
replied with a grin.
"If I answered you, we'd
be here all night, and I'm hungry," Spike said.
"Get gone," Buffy said,
linking her arm with Willow's. "We'll meet you at the telephone ship."
Spike and Angel watched
the two girls walk away until they were out of sight before the dark-haired
vampire said, "Why do I get the feeling this was a bad idea?"
Angel reached out and tugged
on Spike's ponytail. "What's this?" he asked, grinning when Spike batted his
hand away.
"A bet," Spike answered,
glaring at his Sire. "And I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't pull on my bleedin'
hair. The Slayer does it enough as it is."
Angel tugged the ponytail
again with an innocent smile. "What kind of bet? How good of a woman you'd make?"
"Like you haven't had long
hair," Spike said defensively, smacking Angel's hand again. "And the bet is
none of your bloody business."
"You lost, eh?"
"Shut up. I gave my word
to the Slayer when we first started working together that I wouldn't rip your
throat out. Don't make me break it," Spike said.
"Spike, I haven't seen
you in years," Angel pointed out.
"And so far, I've kept
my word," Spike said logically.
Angel chuckled, then fell
into a companionable silence as the two vampires searched for a butcher's shop.
After roughly an hour of wandering, they found one that was luckily still open
and used their funds to purchase blood. The human butcher gave them strange
looks at their order, but did not comment.
The duo drank down the
blood around the corner from the shop, sticking to the shadows of the alleyway
on the outskirts of town. Spike licked his chops exaggeratedly when he finished,
causing Angel to roll his eyes at the obnoxious action. "You never grow up,
do you?"
"Why should I?" Spike replied.
"I look perpetually young and beautiful-"
"Someone's full of himself."
"-so I can act anyway I
want," the blond finished. "So there." He stuck out his tongue in a juvenile
manner.
Angel's retort was cut
off by a shoddily-clothed figure barreling into him from around the corner.
He grabbed the smaller person by the shoulders to steady both of them and was
greeted by the startled face of a young halfling. Before he could say anything,
the boy shoved something into his hand, then broke free and took off running
down the alleyway.
The dark-haired vampire
looked down to find a small, onyx statuette of a cat in his hand.
Then several men who were
obviously the Elaisian police came running around the corner and all hell broke
loose.
*****
Willow and Buffy looked
at each other, then took off running towards the sound of a fight. Under her
breath, the redhead began to chant a general protection spell for herself, so
that when the time came to use her magick, she'd have the time to cast
her spells.
Buffy didn't even bother
to pull her bow. She charged around the corner to an alleyway without thought,
her protective instincts whenever she heard a cry for help flaring up. "Willow,
what are they?!" she yelled as she literally dove into the fight.
"Two tall cavemen are orcs,
small grey guy is a goblin!" Willow yelled back. She stopped at the mouth of
the alley to pull a spellbook out of her bag.
The blond Slayer rolled
under one of the orcs' legs, coming up to her feet behind him. She quickly lashed
out with her foot at the back of his knee, then had to duck when a sword came
swinging in her directions from the second orc.
The cloaked human who'd
been cowering on the ground rose up to his feet. His arm shot out quickly, a
knife in his hand. The goblin grunted in pain as the blade hit its mark.
Buffy grabbed the sword-arm
of the orc and swung him into his companion. The orc she had dove under staggered
backward and tripped over a pile of trash, falling to the ground. Without stopping,
the Slayer went after the still-standing orc.
Willow found a spell and
began chanting, tracing symbols in the air with her left hand. The once invisible
symbols began to glow as the magick flowed through her. Underneath the fallen
orc, the dirt ground began to liquify.
The goblin growled something
unintelligible and threw himself at the cloaked human. They went down in a tangle
of limbs, punching and kicking at each other with little finesse.
Buffy kicked the standing
orc across the jaw and followed up with a hard side kick to his unarmored torso.
The slowly slinking orc grabbed his companion as the kicked one flew backwards,
pulling him free of the mud with a loud slurp. The Slayer turned and grabbed
the goblin, who was on top of the human pounding into his face. She lifted him
by the tufts of hair and easily threw him across the alleyway and into the wall
of the next building.
Willow squeaked in alarm
as the two orcs came running towards her after they had scrambled to their feet.
She threw up her hands, dropping her spellbook in the process, and twin bright
flashes of light flew from her palms, blinding them. She jumped out of their
now-staggering head-long run and watches as they disappeared down the street.
Buffy glared at the goblin
as he rose. The goblin grunted and took off running in the opposite direction
of the orcs. He vanished around the corner of the building. The blond looked
over at the cloaked man and walked to him, her hand extended.
"Thank you," he said, clasping
her wrist and allowing her to pull him to his feet. "It is not often that I'm
in a position of thanking a woman who fights as well as you."
"Uh, you're welcome," Buffy
said. Willow skirted around the mud puddle to join them. "So...fight here often?"
The tall, dark-haired,
green-eyed man chuckled. "Seldom, if at all," he replied. "Oh, do forgive my
rudeness. I am Lord Kelvar, at your humble service." He executed a short bow,
looking slightly down his straight nose at them.
"Buffy," she said. "And
this is my friend, Willow."
"Honored, Lady Sorceress,"
Kelvar said, taking Willow's hand and placing a kiss on her knuckles.
Willow blushed faintly.
"Um, hi."
"What brings you two fine
ladies out at this dreadful hour of the night?" Kelvar asked.
"We're looking for an Inn,"
Willow answered, trying to extract her hand and failing.
"Well, I do know of several
nice ones at a fair price. Permit me to escort you, or rather, you escort me
to them?" He smiled wryly and without waiting for an answer, placed Willow's
hand in the crook of his arm and started out of the alley.
Willow shot Buffy a helpless
look, to which the blond shrugged and trailed after them.
"So, uh, what do you do,
L-Lord Kelvar?" Willow asked.
"I am Lord of Kastlekeep,
a small holding just outside of Elaisias," Kelvar replied. "I only have about
fifty tenants on my land, but they are hard workers."
Buffy frowned at the back
of Kelvar's dark head. "Tenants?"
"Farmers," Willow explained,
turning her head to look over her shoulder at her friend. "They kind of rent
the land from Lord Kelvar and pay him by selling what they grow at a market."
"Got it."
"Yes, it is a difficult
position I am in," Kelvar commented with a dramatic sigh. "Problems constantly
arise, my tenants always seem to want something from me, the taxes to the King
are extraordinary, and now with the Princess gone missing I'm losing most of
my staff to the bounty."
Buffy and Willow exchanged
another look. "How long has she been missing?" Willow asked.
"Two fortnights," Kelvar
replied. He gave the redhead a puzzled look. "But this is common knowledge."
"We're sort of new in town,"
Buffy said from behind them.
"Do not tell me that ladies
such as yourselves are bounty hunters," Kelvar said. He shook his head. "'Tis
not worth it. The rumor is the Princess was kidnapped by the Duke of Tarsahk,
Dalagar the Cold, a ruthless elf who long ago sold his soul for power. He is
compared to Lucifer, the most beautiful, the most perfect of all creations...before
he fell."
Kelvar stopped in front
of an inn, its wooden placard swinging lightly. "This inn should be suitable
for your needs. I beseech you to not take up the bounty. Many have left my service
and have disappeared in searching for the Princess."
"We'll keep that in mind,"
Buffy said, folding her arms in front of her chest.
He sighed, lifted Willow's
hand from his arm and kissed her knuckles again. "Lady Sorceress, it has been
a pleasure. If you ever come out to Kastlekeep, I shall be honored to have you."
"Th-thanks," Willow stammered,
blushing again at the Lord's not-so-hidden meaning to his words. Lord Kelvar
released her hand, gave Buffy a quick nod, then turned and headed off into the
night.
*****
"Tell me why I haven't
staked you yet?" Angel growled to Spike as they ran along the rooftop to one
of the ornate buildings in the center of Elaisias.
"I'm cute?" Spike replied,
nonplused and grinning from ear to ear. The cacophony of the armed police chasing
after them got louder as the mixture of humans and dwarves crashed through the
door to the roof.
"This is no time for joking!
We wouldn't be in this mess if you wouldn't have hit that guy," Angel snapped.
"I could have just given over the statuette-"
"He shouldn't have tried
to bloody grab me!" Spike exclaimed.
"-and we'd have been on
our way to meet up with Willow and Buffy, not running from the police. If they
catch us...," Angel let the sentence dangle as they reached the edge of the
roof and hopped down with ease to the connecting building. The next closest
rooftop was to the right, with an approximate ten-foot gap between the one they
were running on and the slightly lower building.
Spike turned and headed
straight towards the edge without pausing. "Afraid you can't outrun them, old
man?" he taunted.
Angel shot a glare at his
Childe. "The day I can't outrun a bunch of humans is the day I submit to you."
Then they were flying through
the air, having dove off the edge of the roof towards the other building. They
hit the other rooftop in a roll, coming up to their feet simultaneously, perfectly
in sync with one another. Loud shouting was heard behind them, as well as a
scream as one of their pursuers didn't make the jump.
Spike continued speaking
without breaking stride. "I'll remember that, mate. Guaranteed."
Angel grunted in response.
At the far edge of the building, they both jumped down the fifteen feet to the
ground and disappeared in the maze of alleyways that made up the business sector
of Elaisias.
Spike giggled uncharacteristically
when he saw the sign to the inn the girls had gotten rooms at. "Sorry," he said.
"Inside joke."
The Guts and Garters Inn
was a two-storey, wooden building connected to The Hell Hound's Muzzle tavern.
Willow and Buffy had gotten two rooms at a gold piece each per night, which
the redhead assured them was a good bargain. Their rooms were small, barely
half the size of a normal bedroom, and each held a double bed with a husk mattress,
a tiny night-stand that held a wash basin and pitcher, and a chamber pot. Heating
pans could be rented at a copper piece per night.
The four of them, after
much whining from Spike, decided to put off the room arrangements until later,
and they went into the tavern. A multitude of races sat at the round, wooden
tables scattered about the room, drinking from heavy tankards. The conversation
was loud and boisterous, and a minstrel strummed a lyre in the corner near a
large, stone fireplace. Human women dressed in tight, revealing clothing wove
between the tables, serving the customers.
The misplaced group found
an empty table near the minstrel and sat on the worn, wooden chairs. None of
them garnered any attention from the other patrons of the tavern. A serving
wench came up to them and practically stuck her ample bosom in both Angel's
and Spike's faces. The blond vampire flirted shamelessly with the voluptuous
woman, who bent down to whisper something in his ear, causing him to laugh heartily.
When they had gotten four
tankards of ale, which Willow and Buffy took one sip of and turned green, the
redhead told them about meeting Lord Kelvar and the kidnapped Princess.
"How long is two fortnights,
anyway?" Buffy asked.
"Four weeks," Willow answered.
"Each fortnight is two weeks."
"So she's been missing
a month," Angel said. "What are the chances that she's already deceased?"
"None," Willow said firmly.
"We're in the game, remember? We're the main players."
"Which means that if we
don't rescue her, no one will," Buffy surmised. Willow nodded. The Slayer looked
pointedly at Spike. "Translation for morons: we're going to find the Princess."
"That's what you're
going to do," Spike said. "I am going to stay right here, get plastered
and shag Ioana into unconsciousness."
"Who's Ioana?" Willow asked,
a frown forming between her brows.
"Miss Look-At-My-Tits,"
Buffy told her.
"Oh." Willow blushed faintly.
"I really don't think we
should split up again," Angel said.
"I agree," Willow said.
"We could find a way home and someone could get stuck here indefinitely."
"I was thinking more along
the lines of the fact that Spike can't be trusted to stay out of trouble," Angel
said with a smirk.
"So very true," Buffy added.
"Sod off," Spike stated.
"So it's settled," Angel
said. "We stick together, rescue the Princess, then find a way home."
"Sounds like a plan," Buffy
said.
"One problem," Spike said.
"How do we go about finding this bleedin' chit?"
"The same way we always
try to find something," Willow replied. "Research."
"What do we know?" Angel
said.
"The Princess was kidnapped
four weeks ago," Buffy said. "Possibly by the Duke of Earl."
"Duke of Tarsahk," Willow
corrected with a smile. "Dalagar the Cold."
"Then we find out as much
as we can about the kidnapping itself and go from there," Angel said.
"Pardon me," the minstrel
said over his strumming, leaning closer to the table where the four sat. "I
couldn't help but overhear. You are going after the Princess?"
"That's right," Angel said.
The old human smiled, his
weather-beaten face crinkling. The short grey goatee he had matched his shaggy
grey hair and grey eyes. Dressed in a simple tunic and hose, hat perched at
a jaunty angle on his head, the minstrel's fingers easily played his lyre while
he conversed.
"I might have some information
for you...for the right price," he said.
"And I can break that shoddy
harp-thing over your head for free," Spike said.
"Spike," Buffy warned.
"How do we know this information
you have is worth anything?" Angel asked.
"Because I am Nester Podgin,"
he said. "A favorite minstrel of the King himself!"
"'King of jesters, and
jester to the King,'" Spike sung under his metaphorical breath. Buffy frowned
at him and he sent her a quick grin.
"And I take it you preformed
for the King at the time the Princess was kidnapped?" Angel questioned. Willow
hid a smile behind her hand, knowing exactly what the dark-haired vampire was
doing, having seen him do his investigative work before.
"Darn right I was." Nester
nodded firmly. "I was playing during dinner. That's when it happened."
"If you were playing when
it happened, how could you have seen anything?" Angel said.
"Well, a minstrel's got
to take a break every once in a while," Nester said. "I went to take a constitutional
when I saw the Princess in the courtyard. It looked like she was waiting for
someone."
"Who?"
"My guess would be Aurin,
the stable boy," Nester replied. He winked. "They're having a secret affair."
"A Princess and a stable
boy," Spike commented quietly, leaning closer to Buffy. "It's Cinderfella."
"And that's when you supposedly
saw the kidnapping?" Angel continued his questioning.
"Supposedly my foot!" Nester
exclaimed. "She was kidnapped right before my very eyes! There were two of them,
one human and one ogre. I recognized them from the Duke of Tarsahk's court.
She fought like a little she-wolf, but the ogre conked her over the head and
she fell like a sack of potatoes."
"And no one heard this
or saw this but you?" Angel said.
"If they did, they're smart
enough not to go after the Duke themselves," Nester said. "He's one cruel elf.
Why, he threw his own mother to the hell hounds. Now what kind of man kills
his own mother?"
"Not a very nice one, mate,"
Spike said, exchanging a look with his Sire.
Willow put her hand on
Angel's arm and squeezed gently. The dark-haired vampire gave her a small smile
at her comforting touch at an uncomfortable subject, then continued. "If the
Duke did have the Princess kidnapped, would there be anything in particular
we'd need to worry about if we were to try and rescue her?"
"It is rumored that the
Duke has a gorgon that keeps his prisoners from escaping," Nester said in a
hushed voice. "She is said to have the power of invisibility, enabling her to
appear right before she strikes. Only he who wears the Bands of Kimara are able
to see her at all times."
The four exchanged glances
at the mention of the Bands of Kimara. They knew from the instructions prior
to even beginning the game that the Bands were of great importance in winning.
And now they knew why.
"Where are these Bands?"
Spike asked.
"If they exist, they are
said to be hidden in the seventh level of the Tower of Seven Woes." Nester said
the name with an ominous fervor. "But no one who has gone into the Tower has
ever returned."
He struck a loud chord
on his lyre, making Willow and Buffy jump at its suddenness. The old minstrel
chuckled. "So, what shall it be, lads and ladies? Would you like to exchange
information?"
"Do you know any more about
the Tower?" Willow said.
"No, but Ellie over at
The Poisoned Quill knows about it. She studies the Tower lore to depict accurate
art of the creatures said to be hidden within," Nestor told her.
Angel dug a couple of gold
pieces out of the small pouch in his sleeve and passed them to Nester, who paused
in playing to accept them. "How late is The Poisoned Quill open?"
"Until the beginning of
the third watch," Nester replied, smiling happily at the gold coins. He stuck
them in his pocket, then continued strumming the lyre. "If you have any problems,
just tell her old Nester sent you." With that, the minstrel stood and maneuvered
through the tables, still playing his melancholy tune.
"That was easy," Buffy
said with a frown. "Too easy."
"It's the game," Willow
said. "Remember we're in a game. The beginning is suppose to be easier than
the middle or the end."
"So we have to-" Buffy
began.
"You have to,"
Spike corrected.
She glared at him. "We
have to-"
"You." Spike glared
back, leaning closer to her.
"We." Buffy leaned
a smidgen closer to him.
"You." Closer.
"We." Closer.
"You." Closer.
"We." Closer.
"You." Spike's
and Buffy's faces were less than an inch away from each other.
"We."
"Y-"
Angel yanked on Spike's
ponytail hard.
"-eow!" Spike finished,
getting pulled back in his chair away from Buffy. He reached up and grabbed
Angel's wrist, squeezing it tightly. "Let me go, you stupid bloody pillock!"
"Guys, we're attracting
attention," Willow hissed.
Angel released Spike's
hair and the younger vampire let go of Angel's wrist. Both men folded their
arms and glared at each other, Angel warningly and Spike petulantly.
"We are going to rescue
the Princess," Angel said in a low, hard tone, not breaking eye contact with
his Childe. "Tomorrow we'll go see Ellie and find out what we can about the
Tower. Then we get the Bands, go to the Duke's castle and win this game so we
can go home. Understand?"
Spike pressed his lips
together defiantly.
Angel's eyes flashed gold
and he growled deeply, "Understand?"
"Yes." The word was clipped
and said between clenched teeth, but it was an agreement.
"Good," Angel said. "Now,
it's been a long day and night. I suggest we try and get some sleep."
"I'm not going to sleep
in the same soddin' bed as you," Spike stated.
"Then you can sleep on
the floor," Angel told him.
"Hey guys, that's enough
fighting," Willow said when it seemed like they were about to start again. She
shared a look with Buffy, who nodded in silent agreement.
"Spike, you're with me,"
Buffy said. "But if you steal the covers this time, you'll find yourself on
the floor faster than you can say 'bloody hell.'"
"But I hate sharing with
you, Slayer," Spike whined. "You snore."
"Do not."
"Do too."
"Do not."
"Do too."
"Do-"
"Wait, you two have shared
a bed before?" Angel interrupted, his eyebrows going up with incredulity.
Spike leered. "Oh yeah,
mate. I've given the Slayer a good seeing to just the other night."
"In my nightmares," Buffy
said. She met her ex's eyes without hesitation. "We've gotten stuck together
before and since Mister Jerk does not even come close to being a gentleman,
we shared the bed."
"Why should I sleep on
the floor when the bed is big enough for two?" Spike asked her.
"Because that's what a real man would do," Buffy replied. She smiled sweetly at him. "But I keep forgetting, you're not a man."
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